December 23, 2005

The Airing of Grievances

In the spirit of Festivus, it is time for the Airing of Grievances.

I've spent a good chunk of the space on this blog on my problems with the Boy King and his craptacular cackle of cronies that we call an administration for lack of a shorter word. So ... on to other grievances.

To graduating seniors who send everyone into a last-minute panic because they didn't get everything squared away during the last four years, I sarcastically wish you good luck. If you do manage to graduate, you're ill-prepared for the real world because you just left the last place that's going to kiss your ass when you fuck up. If you don't, you'll be mad, but you'll probably learn a valuable lesson about accountability which means you will be unqualified to serve in a Republican administration.

To everyone who uttered the words (in deep, serious tones) "rule of law" at any time during the Lewinsky saga, you had goddamned fucking well better be pounding the table for impeachment. Otherwise, you can go right straight to hell, you dishonest shits.

To the s ......... l ........ o ........ w ....... walkers in the mall and in the stores, MOVE TO THE FUCKING SIDE OF THE AISLE TO LET NORMAL PEOPLE GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES PLEASE. To the drivers who cut into the long traffic lines, I advise you not to try to cut in front of my car, because I'm looking for a worthy person to pay for my next car before I have to take my current car in to the shop.

To all the blowhards at Fox, quit trying to divide us along the lines of God, guns and gays. Can't you at least leave us alone over the holidays? You know, have some respect for America and the people who make it great? You can't? Well, fine, fuck off. You're on the wrong side of history anyway, and I'll enjoy watching you age bitterly as you come to the realization that your life's work was a steaming pile of shit that made things worse.

As for the Festivus Feats of Strength, that'll come tomorrow when I drag Ashl*y's gigantic hope chest out of the barn and stuff it under the Christ-and-don't-you-forget-it-mas tree.

Posted by Observer at December 23, 2005 08:13 PM

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You just need a BJ and life will be all good again! ha ha ha

Posted by: Felicity on December 24, 2005 09:43 AM