November 24, 2005

Financial Plan

I've decided that the Bush tax plan is really what's making a positive difference in my financial life. I mean, sure it's only a few hundreds bucks of tax relief per year for me while others get millions, and sure that pales in comparison to what the higher health costs, lower services, higher fees and local taxes all add up to. I just have to take it a step further.

So what I'll do when I need more money is take out credit cards in the names of each of my kids and just take out cash advances. When they turn 18, I'll turn the account over to them so they can worry about paying it off. I'll call it the "Bush PLUS" financial plan for our future. If the kids complain, I'll just buy them some ice cream and tell them how lucky they are to have a nice treat.

Posted by Observer at November 24, 2005 09:55 PM
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That works if you care as little about the future as Bush does. :)

Posted by: Humbaba on November 24, 2005 11:26 PM